poll: epic badass medical professiona(L)

Name: J. S. Smith
Age:29
Gender: Penile
Country: USA
Steam name: epic badass medical professiona(l)
Steam ID: dunno
Do you have a MIC/teamspeak: mic = yes, ts = no, vent = yes
Referred by (if anyone): landshark mentioned i should apply
Are you in a clan now: negative
Have you ever been in a clan before: negative
What clans were you in: see above
Why should we have you in the clan: 1. i feel my application is compelling due to my comforting yet hilarious bed-side manner combined with my even-keel cool-handed nature. Whilst having very little gaming skill, i offer a voice of reason and linear logic, plus if you get sick i can tell you if you're going to die.
2. My sprays are amazing
3. Im hilarious
4. Im old, and not into being a douche, although i say what i mean.
5. I WILL be president of something someday (hospital, the USA, who knows)

i voted yes even though i don't agree with two, your sprays make me wanna puke and /wrists

My only reply to this application is to start a slow clap

I voted yes. I dont have a problem with Epic joining.

Now I know who this is, yes! MEDIC!!!